Monday, May 25, 2015

Hoarder is not a 4-letter Word

A Deserving Award

I was honored to be a presenter at this year’s Be More Awards for our city.  The category I presented was the "Be More Compassionate" category, which was created to honor those working in animal welfare.  This year’s honorees were volunteers from The Nest Rescue.  This is a hard-working group of volunteers who deserved the recognition.  Bravo!


At the Be More Awards April 28, 2015

Below are my comments before I presented the award:

When I contemplated my remarks for this event,  a word came to into my mind.
And that word is “Hoarder”.

Now stick with me here for just a minute.

I know you immediately think of a negative connotation.

As in the show Hoarders, which I watch regularly to feel better about my life.

The definition of Hoard is:  to accumulate money, food, or the like, in a hidden or carefully guarded place for preservation, future use, etc. 

Now that doesn't sound so bad.

Simeon, an Albino Pekingese rescued from a puppy mill
One of my "hoards"
So if we apply that to animal rescue, I bet, just bet there are some here with us tonight, including yours truly, who just might be a hoarder.

So to rip off Jeff Foxworthy, you might be a hoarder if:
a) You have more animals in your home than people;
b) You stopped caring long ago about cat or dog hair on your clothes, furniture or even in your food;
c)  You have no room for people in your car due to crates, leashes, food/supplies, because if you are in your car, you are either coming from the vet, going to pick up a rescue, or you’re on the lookout for a stray;
d) You routinely tell your spouse or significant other that the new arrival to your home will only be here for “insert length of time of your choice.”  My time of choice was 2 weeks.  Finally after Dog #6 joined us, my husband said, Karla just stop.  My ruse had been exposed.
e) You have more animals in bed with you than humans.
f)    When someone asks you exactly how many animals do you have in your home, you begin your reply with, "OK I'll tell you but first let me explain."
g) And finally your family takes bets on how many animals you have had in your home at one time. 

Which happened to me when my nephew called and said, "OK a pizza is riding on this.  Is it 12, 16, or 23 dogs"  I said, "OK I'll tell you but first let me explain," 

The answer is 23, but don't tell the city of Bloomington that. (author’s note: the obvious being that I was speaking at a city of Bloomington event!)

Oh wait.  That was a long long time ago, during the puppytrain and adopt a pet days, so I hope I'm forgiven.

The Definition:
to accumulate money, food, or the like, in a hidden or carefully guarded place for preservation, future use, etc.


These words exemplify the work of the animal welfare advocate.

Who is not only compassionate, but empathetic for the dogs and cats they rescue.

These devoted rescuers are on the front line of animal welfare.

They see the neglected, the abused, the discarded, and sadly the forgotten ones by our society.

And they feel the fear, the loneliness, the confusion resonating from every one of these
animals.

They also work to shift the paradigm

Cats and dogs are not disposable, and killing is never the solution to overpopulation.

You are the silent heroes, and I am glad you hoarders dwell among us, sacrificing so much for those who cannot speak for themselves. 

Before I announce the recipient, I want say that I do believe you fudged on your nomination form. 

Because there is no way your volunteers are working 20 hours/month.  That is being humble.

It’s your life’s mission and you live it every moment through every life you save.

And with that I am honored to announce

The Be More Compassionate Recipient for 2015 is (envelope)

The Nest!

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